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She stares at him, asks “is it a deformity?”
Her heels clatter - she steps closer to stare.
“There is a deformity here”, I say and she takes it for what she wants to hear. I feel cruel, and triumphant, but it fades as his hand does not move in mine.

A crack Final Fantasy video - the men of Final fantasy trying to prove their masculinity.

Pairings? None really, unless you want to ship everyone - shelke/larsa is in there for a second, as is Vaan/Yuna and dear God, why did I not notice how adorable petulant and camp Zack can be?
.... Also, I now crave Shelke/Larsa fic. Fuck.