Female stuff

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 Dear period: please start already. I have been in tears at really random points, I have eaten everything in my fridge in the past two hours and my cramps feel like there is a boiling hot centipede made of metal wearing broken glass stilettos doing a samba around my uterus. And I have a three week cycle *sulk.* At least I'm not angry yet. This is actually the worst pmt I can ever remember having.

Tmi? What?